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[Date:]Saturday May 28th [Time:]12:32pm ] [ mood | silly ] heyy lirf bombers~ so i havent updated in a long while um.. well my b-day was fun and life has been pretty dandy lately thats all i have to say *asian smile with thumbs up* ~ostrich 1 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Tuesday April 26th [Time:]2:24pm ] [ mood | chipper ] hey all you bitches and ho's i am dandy because i am sitting on my ass in the school library, ditching tennis with sarah. im fucking on livejournal cause i have no life and i would like to inform you of that. anyways, this week is going by so slowly cause fucking madnick (the sub of nonfuck) is a bitch and is making my life a living hell (and michelles) by giving us so much homework, its like reading a fucking novel, by just reading the fucking instructions. i cant believe nonfuck requested a super jew who is more jewish than fucking moses. i have nothing more to say so comment if you'd like. p.s: my b-day is next tuesday, May 3rd if you didnt kno. woot woooooot 15!!!! yay alrighty.. thats it ~ostrich 3 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Monday March 28th [Time:]6:24pm ] [ mood | okay ] heyy- sooo its spring break and here i am sitting on my ass doing nothing anyways, it was michelles b-day on sunday and we partied hardy haha i spent the whole weekend with her .. fun stuff lemme tell ya i saw miss congeniality 2, and i thought it was soo good. i loved it ya so thats it for now <<bye bye ostrich 3 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Sunday March 13th [Time:]8:32pm ] [ mood | chipper ] hola mamasitas holy shit michelles partAy yesterday was the funnest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dol-anne and her little Carlton dance!!! lmaoo omg it was so funny when her mouth was like open!!!!!!!!!!! like this, like this, like this!!!!!!!!!! lmaooooo HIDE AND SEEK WAS THE SHIT!!!!!! HAHA EVERYONE WAS SOO FUCKING SCARED, HAHAHAHHAAHA MICHELLE HIDING UNDER THE WHITE COVERS!! WITH HER HEAD POPPING OUT!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT TOOK LIKE A MILLION HOURS FOR THEM TO FIND YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH (POKING YOU IN THE ARM WITH HER FOOT) LMAO, AND LIFTING THE COVER AND NOT EVEN SEEING YOU!! PFFFF HAHAHAH THE PIZOOKIE WAS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNEST B DAY PARTY EVER`~~!!! I LOVE YOU MICHELLE HAPPY FUCKING 15TH bIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sincerely, ostrich 3 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Tuesday March 8th [Time:]4:51pm ] [ mood | impressed ] heyy omg do i see the sun?? do u see the sun?? i think so. anyways, i would just like to give a shout out to god for bringing light to california. i appreciate it. i owe you won buddy. umm.. school is great as always same gooseman, zoggfuck/nonfuck/nonhoff/poopface and every other name for her..and of course the legendary doctora fuckface. holy shit i might go to florida with michelle for 3 weeks after summer school, how cool would that be. except for the fact that i would be leaving all my friends behind and miss them like fucking crazy. i am still madly obsessed with jason mraz,i might go to san diego with michelle for a couple of days to see him on tour cause hes playing at this cafe.. so we thought we'd take advantage of it since he's not gonna be in cali for like 6 months. omfg his cd is coming out in august.. i cannot wait! oh ya and i have 2 new obsessions..make it 3 actually 1) tristan prettyman. 2) anya marina 3) raul midon go check them out they are so awesome shit thats pretty much my exciting life right now. comment if you'd like graciass -ostrich ps: dol-anne's new name is Muskrat, or musky musky just thought u'd like to kno ~peace love and better understanding~ 1 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Monday February 21st [Time:]12:22pm ] [ mood | cheerful ] heyy omg can the fucking rain stop, i miss the sun!!!! thanks michelle for putting my pix on my lj, cause i am computer challenged i love you all!! hav a dandy 4 day weekend 2 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Monday February 14th [Time:]5:23pm ] [ mood | depressed ] hey! its valentines day and i dont hav a valentine isnt that exciting. 2 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Sunday February 6th [Time:]12:07pm ] [ mood | content ] The Notebook comes out in 2 days!!! omfg im so excited! anywayz...hide and seek was awesome definetely the best phsychological thriller ive seen in a long time i cant believe who charlie was, i almost peed my pants it was soo unexpected! a new week of school starts tomorrow.. its a fucking routine ughh yuck mrs nonfuck needs to get laid i think shes pregnant but michelle doesnt believe me.. whatever ill update more later << ostrich >> i love you :) 6 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Friday January 28th [Time:]1:32pm ] [ mood | excited ] OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just got my bio final grade and i got an A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARIELLA AND MISH BOTH GOT A'S ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF ALL OF US!!!!! OMGGG ALL THOSE FUCKING HOURS STUDYING PAID OFF!! I LOVE YOU GUYS TO DEATH! im soo happy finals are over!!!! whooooo party time!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so fucking happy i cannot even explain it!!!!!!!!!!!!! im putting on my party hat right now and i am doing my ostrich dance i know mish is doing her little fish dance, as well as ariella who is doing her muff dance!!! lmaoo alrighty im gonna go celebrate ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OSTRICH!!! @#$$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@##$%^^^^&*()_)(I*U&^%^&*()_+)(*&^%$#$%^(*&^%$$*(&^%$#JHGFBTRHJRYBSERGWERBTHRGHJUYNMKYUTFJD!##$%^&*()(*&^%$)(*&^%$#@()*&^%$#@@+_)( 2 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Wednesday January 12th [Time:]7:18pm ] [ mood | blank ] hey every1~ im fuckingg bored as hell thats why im writing this.. wow where do i start.. um winter break was fucking awesome and nicole's party was off the heezyy! (wow im so white!!) lol i got a new guitar! = ) yay! mr goose was fucking roaming around the room today like it was a forest or sumthing!! (lmao mish!!!) herding the cattle!!!!! um yea i hav nothing more interesting to say so ill update more l8terr ~ your ostrich 7 ;; ostrich=me

Joyousful :haha: [Date:]Friday December 17th [Time:]9:44pm ] [ mood | chipper ] its fucking winter break!!! hell yess :::::::woot woot:::::::::::::: omgg secret santa was the shit. its so great cause everyones so happy!!!! which makes me happy. one bad thing..my voice is gone and now the ostrich cant yell. bummer. but other than that, today was the best day ever i love you all like i love my ancestors in idonesia. haha we all hav to hang out soon i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu all sooooo much!!!! thank u guys so much for the gifts! sencerely, your mom who i fucked last night (ostrich) 10 ;; ostrich=me

[Date:]Friday December 10th [Time:]5:13pm ] [ mood | relieved ] hey little shmuck fucks! whats goin on? sorry i havent updated in a long while, but i didnt hav a comp cause i moved..so try to understand fuckerzz. n e ways..wow where do i start? um..school is semi-good i guess lots a drama with everyone, but we all compromised, so its all good me and michael broke up.. cause i wanted to be FREE as a butterfly (lol mish) and now i am..so i fly to guys every day haha oh ya..im also in love with this guy named daniel. such a hot fuck. um what else...omfg!!! everyone go listen to the jason mraz live cd..its fucking amazing, im telling you. and keane, and ingram hill. fucking good bands, take my word on it. i think from all this drama at school, everyone grew so much closer to eachother, and im so happy. i love you alll!!!!!! i cant even put it into words how much i love you all im so excited for winter vacation and all the fun im gonna have with friends im soo fucking excited for new years.. damn thats gonna be so fun ya so thats pretty much it.. i love you all so much love ~your ostrich 7 ;; ostrich=me

excited! [Date:]Saturday October 16th [Time:]5:13pm ] [ mood | dorky ] hey guys!!!!!!!! i havent updated in a while, and i have a lot to say, but ill make it short well first, im going out with michael again and were going to a movie tonight to see taxi. i love him second, ESPLADID ESPLEDA ESPLIT!! haha llani and emily!!! yesterday i went to the commons and saw shall we dance, and it was a really good movie. ahaha it stinked soooooo bad! liz, nicole, me, and llani were like dying cause it SMELLED like..B.O!!!!!! nasty shit oh ya, and it was funny shit cause we were like laughing and making funny noises throughout the whole movie! this guy came up to us and like "shushed us" and i told him to shut de hell, along with the whole movie theater. hahahaha um, and oh ya.. we saw this weird ass girl with her thong like all the way up to her stomach!! can u say major internal wedgie? my bro's bar mitzvah was a blast and michael was there =) fun times what else..?? ohh yaa!! for halloween, i am either going to be spiderman, or a wild ostrich.. or maybe a mixture. ill figure it out sooner or later alrighty kids, i think thats all i have to say so commment you fuckers ~Lauren (ostrich) 10 ;; ostrich=me

u want me, and you know it [Date:]Thursday September 30th [Time:]7:30pm ] [ mood | sore ] hey ostrich wannabees! i am so happy right now cause i just won my tennis match against westlake, and our tennis team is undefeted! yay! so, anyways...llani and michelle are in a fight, and it really sucks cause i love them both. oh ya, and by the way i broke this girls nose while playing tennis >>it was pretty funny. school is great as always. and i am in love with a guy named michael. mr goose is a nerd. i dont get the class. im going to fail. um.. ya so thats it please comment you fucking wannabees = ) ~Lauren 5 ;; ostrich=me

hey fuckers [Date:]Wednesday September 15th [Time:]4:27pm ] [ mood | bitchy ] hi guys, um im really bitchy right now so im gonna let all you fuckers kno how im feeling cause i have nothing better to do right now except scream ok..1st: i fucking lost my tennis match today to a girl who fucking sucks. i lost cause my fucking arm was hurting, and i went to the doctor and it turns out i have a fucking torn ass ligament. 2nd: yaas..if you are reading this> you are a bitch, and i dont want to be your friend anymore. that is fucking it. ive had it with you. and so has EVERYONE fucking else, so shove that up your fucking popular ass now. ditch your old good friends and go with those bitch ass ho bimbos who dont kno left from right. 3rd: michael and i arent going out anymore 4th: i want him back 5th: my mom slapped me today cause we got into a huge fucking ass fight, and she kicked me outa the car and i had to walk home like a mile. there fuckers, there it is feel free to comment 12 ;; ostrich=me

i am so fucking happy right now ! [Date:]Friday September 3rd [Time:]6:35pm ] [ mood | ecstatic ] i just made the fucking tennis team !!!!!!! my coach called me and i was going crazy! i said i love you to her and she thought i was crazy hahahaha omg i love you mish! today was the fucking funniest shit ever!!! lmao!!!!!!!!! muffin!! holy shit...today mish and i have developed SO many inside jokes! mish is my fucker and i love her to death! mwah>> i love you i love you all sooo much mwah > hugz and kissez to you fuckers ~Lauren ( beautiful ostrich for life) 5 ;; ostrich=me

porn-o-matic >>haha! [Date:]Thursday August 26th [Time:]12:47pm ] [ mood | haha ] hey fuckers..how ya doin? im bored so im updating cause i have nothing else better to do..except look at porn..haha jk omg..my computer got a virus the other day cause i fucking by accident clicked a pop up :) other than that, nothing too exciting going on. the exorcist was the best fucking movie ever..man i am fucking obsessed with that movie. sorry. p.s: school is gonna suck donky ass, but im looking forward to seeing all the hotties and my friends.. pps: someones gonna have to explain the days with like the block schedule to me cause i dont get it..cause im smart like that. MWAH>>> i love u guys ~Lauren xoxo 3 ;; ostrich=me

ostrich power! [Date:]Wednesday August 25th [Time:]2:44pm ] [ mood | bouncy ] hey ya'll!! i cant believe school starts in like less that a fucking week! its gonna be awesome, but at the same time..fucking scary! i can't wait to see all the hotties!! haha anyways,i went to costco today lol! and i saw mrs. mcdonnel there..bitch ass ho there were these samples of beef jerky, and me and my brother picked one up and threw them at her!!!! hahah!!!! i hit her in the back, and my brother hit her in the head!! omg it was soo fucking funny! i could barely run away cause i was laughing soo damn hard! and she called me name-that was the scary part..but omg it was soo fucking funny!!! haha!! REVENGE!!! p.s: i went to magic mountain with ariella and tanya..and ariella almost got beaten up by these fucked up israeli guys, it was scary. i love you guys>> mwah ~Lauren pps: holy shit picture day is on friday..wtf do i wear? 4 ;; ostrich=me

muff puff is a retarded pig [Date:]Sunday August 22nd [Time:]5:10pm ] hey it's mish updating for lauren because she's a lazy ass fucker. actually, i just feel like updating for her but thats k anywayssss im updating to say that laurens pregnant shes gonna name her son Eggward!!! I WONDER WHO THE FATHER IS?! DUN DUN DUN k ill shut up now lol LOVE YA BYEEE -mish BY THE WAY: a pic of lauren will be added soon so check back here soon (-: 5 ;; ostrich=me

check this out>> [Date:]Sunday August 22nd [Time:]11:18am ] [ mood | confused ] What about electricuting yourself in your bathtub? Ask the 19-year-old who tried to electricute himself. He lived. But both his arms are gone. What about jumping? Ask John. He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humor. That was before he leapt from a building. Now, he's brain-damaged and will always need care. He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But, worst of all, he KNOWS he used to be normal. What about pills? Ask the 14-year-old with extensive liver damage from an overdose. Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go. What about a gun? Ask the 15-year-old who shot himself in the head. Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side. He lived through his "foolproof" suicide. You might too. But... Who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling? Commercial cleaning companies may refuse that job--but SOMEONE has to do it. Who will have to cut you down from where you hung yourself or identify your floating body after you've drowned? Your father? Your mother? Your wife? Your son? A best friend? The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will NEVER completely recover. They'll feel regret and an UNENDING pain. Suicide is contagious. Look around your family. Look closely at the 4 year old playing with his cars on the rug. Kill yourself tonight, and he may do it ten years from now. You DO have other choices. There are people who can help you through this crisis. Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call your minister, priest or rabbi. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police. They will tell you that there's hope. Maybe you'll find it in the mail tomorrow. Or in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away. You say you don't want to be stopped? You say you dont wan't to live? Still want to do it? -Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later. And we'll work with whatever you have left. You say that dying will solve the problem, will stop the hate... but when your dead, where has the hate gone?? cause now you have no one, you are lonely. Now you mean nothing, you were fighting with yourself the whole time. Cause suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem...and when you make the wrong decision..what do you have now??? 4 ;; ostrich=me

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